To one day order all the appetizers at a restaurant or bar. Not some of the apps. ALL of the apps. Even the appetizer at the end of the list that’s a combination of all of the ones above it. I said ALL THE APPS.
The waiter’s gonna look at me. This has never happened before.
“I’m sorry,…did you say…ALL of the apps?”
And I’m gonna say,
“Did I stutter?”
I’m not even gonna order anything else. All the apps will be my meal. A super meal made up of lots of little tiny meals. It’ll be a monster meal.
The girl who just can't play it cool 