I can never, ever do up the buttons properly the first time around on a sweater I’m wearing.

I’ve got speed, just not accuracy. I think I have it, every time, but I never ever do. Ever.  And i just look down and sigh because I’m so resigned to this. I think I might seriously change my mind about which superpower I would want most. You know how much time I could save myself getting dressed in the morning?  It takes me three times as long to properly put on a sweater with buttons than it does just a normal no-button low-maintenance sweater.

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