The girl who just can't play it cool

Or more specifically, eff people who cook and then take a picture of whatever it is they cooked. People who cook are so damn smug. I will NEVER like your post. Like, you’re clearly just posting a picture so people will fawn over you. Why do people fall for that. Is there no room for modesty in this world? Like I fucking get it. You can make something that contains more than three ingredients. You are not special. You know what takes real effort? Not bragging about your minute accomplishments. You just want attention. You are baking for attention. I’m tired of fucking looking at pies and cookies and cakes and fois de gras and meals that contain all four food groups. Can you just eat the damn thing already? “Wait wait wait, I need to take a picture!” Da fuq? Why? Doesn’t anyone realize how ridiculous this sounds?…. FOOD IS FOR EATING. Am I gonna eat a damn picture? Why would I give a shit about what you made unless I get a piece of it? You’re just being a show off…and a tease. It’s just rude.