The girl who just can't play it cool

And did NOT get carded. I took my drivers’ license out, ready and everything. Nothing. The guy at the counter scanned that little Schnapps like he serves me all the time. I couldn’t believe it. It’s New Year’s Eve. I look like a teenager. I still pay student fare on the TTC. I asked him why he didn’t I.D. me. He said it’s because I look better dressed than most young people trying to buy alcohol. That was news to me. It’s because I was wearing my rich-man’s-wife coat. I’m going to interpret this to mean that my new coat doesn’t just make me feel like a rich man’s wife, it also makes me look like a rich man’s wife. I gave him my I.D. to look at anyway. My picture on it is really horrible too.