“No…”
“Well it’s really fucking hard.”
“…That’s disgusting…”
I was taking a picture of myself to send to this guy I was seeing. My Mom was watching what I was doing and told me:
“Don’t do anything stupid.”
“Like what?”
“Because…you know… you were talking about sending a sexy picture.”
I showed her the picture I was planning to send- it was nothing crazy- just a picture of me smiling with my head at an angle that made my hair look the best it could.
My mom scrutinized it for a solid 6 seconds before saying reluctantly:
“Ok, that’s not bad.”
“Why were you staring at it for so long?”
“Your bra strap is showing.”
Prude Mom returns.
The girl who just can't play it cool 