The girl who just can't play it cool

supposed to take an iron pill every day because, you know…. I have low iron. But I never did because I didn’t want to bother with it and it’s not like I felt like I needed it or anything. Recently though, I decided I was finally gonna finally do it…I decided to start taking my iron pill every day. It’s time to start being an adult and start taking myself. So I did. And I felt good. Look at me world, taking my iron pill! Ain’t nothing gonna stop me now! I don’t feel any different whatsoever but I’m sure my body loves me for doing this and all my blood cells are high fiving each other right now and I’m going to live five years longer than I would have before I started taking them. It was only after taking one pill a day for two weeks straight that I thought to look at the date on the bottle. They expired eight years ago.