There’s a scene in it where Seth Rogen is smoking a joint in his car at the side of the road. He’s looking over at house across the street and sees a female cop in the window talking to somebody else.
“What an adorable little cop!” Seth Rogen says.
That’s how I feel about the security guard at this library. (Yes, library. Welcome to the ghetto.) She really is an adorable little security guard. Her uniform kind of looks like a sheriff’s. All she’s missing is the big tan cowboy hat. I hope she doesn’t think I’m disrespecting the law. Just her tiny sheriff’s uniform.