I had just started my shift as one the managers was leaving.
“I like your lipstick!”, she said.
“Oh thank you!” I was so pleased someone noticed. I kind of wish she stopped there though.
“What colour is it?”
“…Red?”, I said, confused. “I don’t know… it’s my first lipstick!”, trying to explain myself.
The customer I had just served was listening in. He at least thought it was funny:
“Heh heh. RED.”
The girl who just can't play it cool 