I didn’t know how to explain to him that I’m actually quite cool. If you have to explain that you are, you’re just automatically not. It’s like when your mom tries to convince you that, you know, she actually used to be cool, because she had lots of boyfriends before she married your Dad.
Whatever you gotta tell yourself Mom. She’s probably still a virgin.
It’s like Fight Club- you don’t talk about it. And you don’t talk about it.
The girl who just can't play it cool 