The girl who just can't play it cool

kinda like how am I now, ok exactly how I am now because I haven’t moved and it was the last pistachio in the bag that I had to buy with stolen money, only 3 dollars and I had to crack it open with my teeth because it had absolutely no opening and when I opened it, it had no pistachio in it and I’m like the fuck… damnit. I looked around a little bit as much as my body would let me and then gave up. I watched that One Direction video you sent me. And then…I found the last pistachio in my hair. Tucked under my layers of hair, just north of my left boob. I was equal parts surprised and happy. So I ate it and then quickly came to your wall to tell you about it.