The girl who just can't play it cool

Did you know that asiago and artichoke dip has dairy in it? My stomach knows. I thought I was being healthy. I thought I was eating vegetables. The packaging is green! What’s asiago anyway? Did I spell that right? Is it a vegetable? A flavour? I didn’t even eat it once. I ate it again the next day. And the day after that. Why do I do things that I know will hurt me? I need to be stopped. I am an animal. It just tasted so good.